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“HBIC” Tiffany Pollard is perfect for porn

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

The self-named Head Bitch In Charge that is Tiffany Pollard is not one to let go of her expired 15 minutes of fame. She will nail it to her ass, tuck it between her monster tits, and slip it inside her chocolate pussy just to stay afloat in Hollywood. Of course, having dated Flavor Flav during the start of her non-career helped keep things fresh for a while. But even if we find Tiffany “New York” Pollard’s skanky ass out of a job, she’ll still have a job for the guys out there who will always have a sweet tooth for a skank and a bitch combined.

And if Tiffany does land her ass in the unemployed margins of Hollywood, her tits and pussy can still represent her and save her from becoming just another has-been nightclubber (well, she already is, but hold your fire). Hollywood sluts like Tiffany Pollard still have a shot at raking in the cash by turning to the seedier backstreets of Tinseltown and signing up for the next available porn movie being produced. I believe they’re still looking for someone to fill the ‘busty black bitch fetish’ position in the industry, so I suggest she take a stab at it. She can get a stabbing in return, in the form of professionally hired cocks penetrating her stanky cunt.

So while we’re waiting for her to make the move, let’s just lavish on these skanky glamour shots of busty Tiffany Pollard.